I am Zeus's oldest daughter, Ate (A-tay), and this is the story of my disowning. Hera tricked Zeus somehow, and I had to pay for it. Zeus yelled and yelled, at both Hera and me, and then he grabbed me and cast me down to Earth saying "You are no longer my daughter!" or something like that....Anyway, I was still disowned, and the kind of treatment you get on Earth is horrible!!!! Zeus, you better watch out!!!
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Zeus: It's all Hera's fault for tricking me! Blame her! Hera: Blame me?! BLAME ME?! Whatever Zeus! I wouldn't even be married to you if it weren't for- Zeus: Hera, let's not mention this now! Ate: What? Don't mention what?! Zeus: Nothing, it's none of your business!!! Ate: Yes it is! I'm your oldest daughter!!!! Hera: Zeus, she has every right to- Zeus: DON'T MAKE ME DISOWN YOU TOO!!!!!! Hera and Ate: Whatever...
by: Ate
and I had to pay for it. Zeus yelled and yelled, at both Hera and me, and then he grabbed me and cast me
down to Earth saying "You are no longer my daughter!" or something like that....Anyway, I was still disowned,
and the kind of treatment you get on Earth is horrible!!!! Zeus, you better watch out!!!
Do you like monocles? What about top hats?
Well then, come on down to Mr. Likeasir's Haberdasheryto see the finest selection in existance of top hats, monocles,
suits, ties, and everything a sir could even imagine! Mr. Likeasir
would be glad to completely outfit you in sir clothes!
Hera: Blame me?! BLAME ME?! Whatever Zeus! I wouldn't even be married to you if it weren't for-
Zeus: Hera, let's not mention this now!
Ate: What? Don't mention what?!
Zeus: Nothing, it's none of your business!!!
Ate: Yes it is! I'm your oldest daughter!!!!
Hera: Zeus, she has every right to-
Zeus: DON'T MAKE ME DISOWN YOU TOO!!!!!!
Hera and Ate: Whatever...
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